Noisedraft

Apple’s Oct 4 event! iBorg immortality, psychedelic iDrops, or just iPhone X? Vote & draft your own dream gadgets!

NoiseDraft goes symbolic! Crew redraws their names in MS Paint mayhem! Hilarious attempts, Photoshop fail & surprise symbol showdown! Dive in & draft your own!

LOLcats ousted! Vote for the new internet mascot: Grumpy wombats, mocking fat nerds, or unstoppable tardigrades? The NoiseDraft decides in this hilarious mock animal draft!

Dream home theater draft! Dr. Evil’s moon base? IMAX? 50s drive-in? We pick our ultimate geek cinema setups. Let’s build the perfect theater in the comments!

Fanboy follies! From MySpace to incandescent bulbs, our mock draft picks the fandoms you REALLY don’t want to join. Hilarious takes & geeky debate inside!

Love ’em onscreen, loathe ’em at home: Villains who’d make terrible roommates! This NoiseDraft takes on evil co-habitation, from manipulative masterminds to hygiene-challenged monsters. Pick your poison (or lack thereof) and join the draft in the comments!

Gear up for the future! The NoiseDraft mock draft imagines mind-blowing tech in fashion: auto-replies on clothes, bio-energy underwear, and funk-slaying bacteria! Join the draft in comments!

Forget heated seats! Dive into the wildest car extras (like built-in bidets & open bars)! This mock draft explores absurd options you might regret adding to your next ride.

Dive into a hilarious mock draft of imaginary time capsule treasures! Join the NoiseDraft crew as they debate what to bury for future generations. Will it be TalkBoy glory or fourth-grade sass? You decide!

Skip the black market, NoiseDraft gets real! We draft dream items worth more than your kidney – Skittles machine, endless beer, teleporter & more!

Tired of endless good games? Dive into NoisDraft’s hilarious mock draft of video game ideas SO bad, they’re genius! From filing taxes as a boss to surviving Vietnam without leaving your tent, these concepts will have you laughing (and thanking your lucky dev stars). Join the fun, let your creativity run wild, and comment your own terrible game ideas!

NoiseDraft: Tech from beyond the Rapture! Choose your favorite! Vote in comments & keep the draft rolling!

Weekly NoiseDraft: Tech executives as partners for repopulating the world! Who would you choose?

NoiseDraft: What should NOT be in the cloud? Fake mock draft covers personal info, PSN, STD/pregnancy results, doghouse drama, and passwords.